by George and Weedon Grossmith, dramatized by Stuart Fortey

Whether at a seance or a party game, or merely painting the bath red, Charles Pooter bumbles and stumbles his way from one disaster to the next. A nobody who has nonetheless lent his name to posterity, as in 'pootering' around, he is pompous, maddening and curiously loveable.

Audience feedback from Settle, "It was about nothing at all and I thoroughly enjoyed it!"